Little Wordsmith

"Archa! come and help me in  robbing, it's time you learn how to rob or, you will be the one suffering! I am telling you it won't be my probs..." said Suman, my father and he suddenly started hitting her"Don't you get it!". I replied "AAHHHHH!  can't you stop asking for help? What is this word you use -probs?", Suman replied after a long pause " probs I really do not know its meaning but I just heard this boy passing by using this word, ha! ha!" "not funny"replied Archa.   My father is not educated! He can not speak properly. He is 40, and he still DOESN'T KNOW A, B, C!!! OK, OK, you must be wondering how he knows how to speak, right? well he doesn't ! He has just heard some fast speaking American talking in that accent, and oh! here he goes, well he did not understand the words that good but.. well enough, right.. just good enough to speak. So... here I am, trying to help my father rob a restaurant. ...

Lost in the forest Once there lived a beautiful girl who had a dog named Bruno. One day she got lost in a forest with Bruno. Bruno could not find the way back. Sam and Bruno were hungry and thirsty. The 5 year old Sam kept thinking how she and Bruno could survive. Bruno and Sam dug a hole where they stored their water and coconut shells. They ate coconuts and used their shells as cups. They had a cave filled with coconuts. Each day they searched for eatable things and stored them in the cave. They had a bed where they slept in the cave, it was made of straw. They spent time searching for food and water, when they were tired, they rested under the tree drinking coconut water. Years passed and Sam & Bruno grew up like this. She was 18 and had monkeys as her friends. Bruno and Sam spent time with the monkeys, until one day a human came to the forest and saw Sam and Bruno. He forcefully took them to the city. He left them in an orphanage. Sam stayed in the orphanage for 1 year...

I have 2 friends named Manny and Aanny. My friends called me for lunch to their home for a small party, as I was turning 18. I quickly dressed in an orange frilly frock and got into their car. It was raining and the clouds covered the sun. It was a cold, windy and dark day. It was a short distance, I got the umbrella, still I got drenched badly, but I did not care, as I was excited to meet my friends. Aanny asked me “Hey, Sammy are you excited for lunch together?. I said “Yes, of course!” We passed by an open plot of land with only a little grass. Suddenly the car made some noise and stopped. I quickly reached out to the door and tried to open it, but it did not happen. So Aanny and Manny started to kick the front glass. After a long time the glass finally broke and all of us got out. When we looked around we saw the open plot of grass, in the middle of it stood a villa. “Ssooooooooooooooo  bbiiiiiggggg” said Aanny. Manny asked “Do you think it is a good idea to go in...